Call Me Mr. Smith
Angelina Jolie is without a doubt the sexiest women alive. What washes away all doubt, you ask? Well in every debate I've ever encountered regarding her absolute hotness, the female debate respondents have never once argued against her. Not once. Now regarding her past choice in men a la Billy Bob, she does lose about half of a point. Recently however she is back in the positive dating Mr. Pitt. What was he doing with that Friends girl to begin with. A good choice for Ms. Jolie based on the alternatives:
1. RandomBen - If I have to lose to someone, I'm glad it's Brad Pitt.
2. Tom Cruise - Crazy in love, and in general.
3. Nicolas Cage - Superman, not.
4. Russell Crowe - Abusive to phones, married.
5. Lindsey Lohan - Scandal a plus; her singing, downright painful.
6. Keanu Reaves - Whoa... I like made the list.
posted by RandomBen at 2:49 PM
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OK, here's the thing that bugs about Angelina Jolie - no matter what you may think about the size of her lips (too big vs. just right; I'm on the side of "don't care"), that woman does NOT take care of them. In photo after photo, and even in movies, they're all chapped and wrinkly and gross.
It's call LIP BALM, honey. Embrace it.
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